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    Some More Santa Banta Fun....

    At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my
    hand, oh!
    Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his
    head. Is he crying?
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    In an interview,
    Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
    Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
    Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
    irritated...drank poison & said,
    Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada
    Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
    Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
    Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
    Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha
    set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith,
    car mein chalaoonga!
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...?
    Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
    Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Banta: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
    India Radio!
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye
    karvaao.
    Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein
    harz hi kya hai ?
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
    Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
    Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
    Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
    Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
    Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
    Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja
    rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop
    whistles.
    Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
    Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
    Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha
    hai.
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
    Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
    Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
    The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
    Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A:
    Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********


     



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