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    Birthday Jokes(Largest Collection)

    Birthday Candles

    Q: What do birthday candles and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
    A: They get blown out on the same day every year.


    Birthday Burning Off

    Q: Why did the wife not put birthday candles on her husband's birthday cake?

    A: It was not that she did not want to make him feel old, she wanted to save the environment.


    Short Birthday Jokes

    Q: What do you give nin-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
    A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

    Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
    A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

    "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
    Next time, take off the candles."

    Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
    A: It was a flappy one!

    Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
    A: It was a sappy one!

    Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
    A: "Hey, what's eating you?"

    Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
    A: It was a tappy one!

    When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.

    My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?

    My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present.

    It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

    'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds.

    That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.


    Short Birthday Jokes 2

    Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
    A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

    Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
    A: When it's been sliced.

    Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
    A: He has a whale of a party!

    Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
    A: "Hi, Buster."

    Q: What did one candle say to the other?
    A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

    Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
    A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!


    Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
    A: In a cat-alogue!

    Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
    A: "You're too young to go out."

    Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
    A: Because it was marble cake!

    Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
    A: He shellabrates!

    Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
    A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

    Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
    A: Angel food cake, of course!

    Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
    A: Shortcake!

    Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
    A: A birthday pheasant!

    Man 1: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."
    Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
    Man 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"

    Q: Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
    A: On his birthday flake!

    Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
    A: Mice cream and cake!

    Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
    A: Musical Hares.

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    nice collection

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    thnx napster and aaksh

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