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    shalin_99
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    Munna Bhai Jokes collection

    Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
    Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
    Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.


    Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
    Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.



    Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
    Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai
    Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
    Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
    Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.



    Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai k mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun k pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
    Munna: Haan ray meray ko akha yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga.



    Aik patient Munnabhai k paas aaya, Munna nay us ka chekup kiya aur bola
    Munna: Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
    Patient: Meray pass kitna time hai.
    Munna: Dus (10)
    Patient: Kya Dus.... Minute..... Ghantay.......... Din......?
    Munna: No (9), Aath (, Saat (7),.......



    Raat ka time jab Munna aur chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
    Voice: Aray Doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai
    Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
    Voice: Doctor Sahab! Ab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.



    Aanand jab end mien bachon ko story sunata hai to bolta hai;
    Aanand: "Munna nay kaha tha k woh mujhay aik month mien meray feet pay khara kar de ga"
    Bachay: Phir?
    Aanand: "Phir kya, mujhay us ka bill pay karnay k liye apni car bechna pari."



    Munna: Apna munn kholo.....
    Patient opens his mouth: Aaaaaaaaaaaaa..........
    Munna throughs his torch light in his mouth: Hmmmmmmm..... Torch sahi hai.



    Chinkie: Tum hamaisha clinic mien apnay saath meri photo bhi kyun le jaatay ho.
    Munna: Apun ko jab bhi koi mushkil aati hai, apun tumhari pic dekh leta hoon aur woh prob. solve ho jaati hai.
    Chinkie: Dekha! Mien tumharay liye kitni achi aur powerful hoon.
    Munna: Haan! Apun teri pic dekhta hai aur apnay aap say bolta hai "Is say bari bhi koi problem ho sakti hai bhala."




     


    Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
    Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.



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    coolestnapster
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    repost repost....sorry mate

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