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    Crime of the year ( hehehe )

    At Beitbridge policeman pulled a car over and

    told the driver that because he had been wearing

    his seat belt,

    he had just won Z$ 1000 in the

    country-wide safety competition.

    "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the Policeman.

    "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,

    and maybe buy some insurance" he answered.

    "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat.

    "He's sooooo smart when he's drunk".

    This woke up the guy in the back-seat,

    who took one look at the cop and moaned,

    "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and

    a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?

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    lolz nice one

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