At Beitbridge policeman pulled a car over and
told the driver that because he had been wearing
his seat belt,
he had just won Z$ 1000 in the
country-wide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the Policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,
and maybe buy some insurance" he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat.
"He's sooooo smart when he's drunk".
This woke up the guy in the back-seat,
who took one look at the cop and moaned,
"I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and
a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?
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