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    Knock Knock jokes

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Boo
    Boo Who?
    Don't cry, its only a joke!

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Rita
    Rita who?
    Rita book, you might learn something!

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Heaven
    Heaven who?
    Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, its cold outside!

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Anita
    Anita who?
    Anita tissue....ah-choo! Too late!

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Honeycomb
    Honeycomb Who?
    Honeycomb your hair!

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Justin
    Justin who?
    Just in time for dinner!

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Canoe
    Canoe who?
    Canoe come out to play?

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Beets
    Beets who?
    Beets me!

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Arthur
    Arthur who?
    Arthur more cookies in the jar?

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Honey Bee
    Honey Bee who?
    Honey, bee a dear and get me a soda.

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's there?
    Cows
    Cows who?
    No they don't, they MOO!

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Gorilla
    Gorilla who?
    Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Tom
    Tom who?
    Tom on, you know who I am!









    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Howard
    Howard who?
    Howard I know?

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Roach
    Roach who?
    Roach you a letter, did you get it?

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    A boy who can't reach the doorbell!!!!

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce out of here!





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    lolzzz these are funny



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    nice.................



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