A lobbyist was on his to Capitol Hill, he encountered a huge traffic jam. A police officer approached he rolled down his window. He asked the officer what was the hold up. The officer responded " The President is very depressed, is thinking of setting himself on fire. Someone is taking up a contribution, how much do the they so far 14 gallons but people are still siphoning of gas.


Was does President Obama put hands to cover his ears?
Answer: So his thoughts won't escape.