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    Family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of ...........

    A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother

    (Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters.

    The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space

    left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top

    addressed to her brothers and sisters:

    Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,

    I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be

    cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT .

    Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

    You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10

    packets of Toblerone chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please

    divide these among all of you.

    On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for

    Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons.

    Hope the sizes are correct.

    Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.

    Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

    The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

    The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba

    is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please

    take them off her.

    The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my


    Please distribute all these fairly.

    Love Smita.

    PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not

    feeling too well now a days.

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    OH....My World......Dnt be this much cruel.....!!!!

    Let it be a funny joke...forever!

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    hmm what can i say now...

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    kuch math boliye....gun gunayiye.....and just paste it in " wats ur Mood..."....Ha..Ha...

    Hey...I know that its a mere joke......and ddnt try to keep you mum....comon say....I like ur sayings..but not ur silence...!

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    hey napster.. nice post.. but sorry to say man this is a repost.. i have posted this earlier.......

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    ok uramine i will speak and thanks dinesh for telling me nice of u...

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    hmm funny sunny

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