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    ~Some Very Clever Business Signs ~

    1) At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

    2) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

    3) In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

    4) On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband fixed."
    5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."

    6) Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

    7) At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."

    On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

    9) At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

    10) On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

    11) In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."

    12) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

    13) On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

    14) At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

    15) Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

    16) At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted."

    17) In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Please drive carefully. We'll wait."


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    he he he.. nice and funny signs..

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    nice one...and some r reposts my friend

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    thnx all of u

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