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    Impossible Wish

    A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it. Out popped a genie.

    The genie said, "Okay, released me from the lamp, blah blah blah blah blah! This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three of them. You only get one wish!"

    The man sat and thought about it for a while. Finally, he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

    The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much much steel! No. Think of another wish."

    The man said okay and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women...know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'...know how to make them truly happy."

    The genie said, "You want that bridge with two lanes or four?"

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    well its a gud one but i feel i have already posted this a couple of days ago...

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    its true
    but its God who granted the wish
    but still consept s dsame

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    repost friend it is a repost

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    thnx coolestnapster for saying a repost

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    copied, but gud

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    LOL...Still good to re-read and laugh

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    Splendid yaar!!!

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    yo nice one.........

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