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    D_only_one
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    Santa & Banta Fun..

    Santa asks: Who r u?
    Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
    Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********


     


    Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u
    removing a wheel from ur auto?
    Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
    Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi
    to tumhare liye.
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

    Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
    Doc: Haan, bilkul.
    Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi
    koi zindagi hai.
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

    Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe
    ghoom rahi thi...
    Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
    Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

    Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the
    name from NASA to SATYANASA
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

    Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
    Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
    Santa: I'm falling in love.
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
    Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
    Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
    Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

    Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
    Jeeto: Why 3?
    Santa: For you and your parents
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
    Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

    Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon
    ghoorte ho?
    Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
    9am-11am
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
    A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
    Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********



  2. #2
    shalin_99
    Guest
    GR8
    really funny

  3. #3
    D_only_one
    Guest
    tks shalin..

  4. #4
    shalin_99
    Guest
    it is my farz

  5. #5
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    nice ones...

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