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    D_only_one
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    Soome more sardar stufffff

    Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

    Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

    Sardar thinks "how poetic"

    Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".

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    Sardar at bar in New York .

    Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

    Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"

    Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

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    Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it
    o.k

    Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
    how much is DRIVING salary...?

    ***********************************************

    Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light
    at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when
    light is not needed!!!

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    2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks
    the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and
    says

    YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...

    ***********************************************

    Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register
    marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the
    post office....

    ***********************************************

    A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"

    Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

    ***********************************************

    2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

    Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.


     


    Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

    ***********************************************

    A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

    Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

    Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start
    investigating.......

    ***********************************************

    Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

    Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

    Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

    Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....

    ***********************************************

    Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?

    Sardar : liquid state.....

    Audience clapped..

    Amitab stunned, looks behind,
    ALL WERE SARDARS.......



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    am_alive
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    Nice one Dinesh

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    shalin_99
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    GR8

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    D_only_one
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    tks deep and shalin....

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    coolestnapster
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    repost repost...it is a repost my friend

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    2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

    Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

    Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!.... (stupid funny and kool )

    i didnt used to like sardar but now i think he's quite ok..he's stupid which makes him funny...lolz...
    anyways thanks for the jokes...

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