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    Some Adult Jokes.......

    Q:What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
    A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops

    Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
    A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a
    woman you fix your legs& move your ass.

    Q: What makes a happy man?
    A: Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports
    Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of
    Missing persons.

    Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's
    A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both
    disappear at night.

    Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
    A: Because they are tired of using their own.

    Q: What's common between men and video?
    A: Both go backward... forward.. backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.

    Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
    A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
    doesn't come means you are in big trouble

    Q: Qualities to be a perfect wife:
    A:Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and
    Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

    Q: Who is a gynaecologist ?
    A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a
    place, where most people find pleasure

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    Nice one Dinesh

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    tks.. againnn....

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    tks shalin..

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    very naughty one....

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