Q:What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a
woman you fix your legs& move your ass.
Q: What makes a happy man?
A: Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports
Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both
disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward.. backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come means you are in big trouble
Q: Qualities to be a perfect wife:
A:Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and
Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
Q: Who is a gynaecologist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a
place, where most people find pleasure