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    D_only_one
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    Some Latest Jokes....

    1. Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
    Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

    2.Yesterday's news : An aunty was raped while jogging.
    Today's news: More aunties found jogging.

    3. How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
    By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE

    4. Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
    SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

    5. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
    Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
    Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta


     


    6. Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade.
    When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: "Yahi thee, Yahi thee"

    7. Judge : Why do u want divorce?
    Banta : She doesn't satisfy me in bed!
    Preeto: Tu yaha ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai, ik
    tumhari aag nahin bujhti.

    8.Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing
    Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.

    9. Pappu meets papa Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
    Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
    Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!

    10. Santa runing after a Bus, catches it n asks the Driver:"Ye bus teri Ma lagti hai?"
    Driver : Nahin.
    Santa : To kya Behan lagti hai?
    Driver : Nahin.
    Santa : To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?



  2. #2
    Lina
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    Toooooo gooood..........very naughty dinoo.....

  3. #3
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    naughty...ur posts r naught ones...funny...

  4. #4
    am_alive
    Guest
    Very very nice one

  5. #5
    D_only_one
    Guest
    hey freinds.. tks.....

  6. #6
    gloryya
    Guest
    hey, could'nt get that cos i don't understand the language. Could somone please interpret?

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