An Arab being interviewed at the US embassy.
CONSUL: Your name pls?
ARAB: Abdul Aziz
ARAB: Six times a week
CONSUL:I mean, "male" or "female"
ARAB: Both male and female, sometimes even camels.
CONSUL: Holy cow!!!!
ARAB; Yes, cows and dogs too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't that hostile?
ARAB: Horse style,dog style, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ARAB: Deer? No deer, they run too fast