An Arab being interviewed at the US embassy.

CONSUL: Your name pls?

ARAB: Abdul Aziz


ARAB: Six times a week

CONSUL:I mean, "male" or "female"

ARAB: Both male and female, sometimes even camels.

CONSUL: Holy cow!!!!

ARAB; Yes, cows and dogs too.

CONSUL: Man, isn't that hostile?

ARAB: Horse style,dog style, any style!

CONSUL: Oh dear!

ARAB: Deer? No deer, they run too fast