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Thread: 10 new laws of Newton!

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    shalin_99
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    10 new laws of Newton!

    10 new laws of Newton!

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    1.LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
    left will start to move faster than the one you are in
    now.

    2.LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
    never get an engaged one.

    3.LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
    coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    4.LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
    to the least accessible corner.

    5.LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
    for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning
    you will have a flat tyre.

    6.BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
    telephone rings.


     


    7.LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
    you know increases when you are with someone you don't
    want to be seen with.

    8.LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to your boss
    that a machine won't work, it will!

    9.LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
    inversely proportional to the reach

    10LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
    hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last
    until the coffee is cold.



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    maxjeolite
    Guest
    good one
    but old post ,repost

  3. #3
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    nice one...

  4. #4
    am_alive
    Guest
    Nice one shalin

  5. #5
    uramine242
    Guest
    really nice shalin...and true too....

    Just think hw wise was Newton...his laws are applicable in every aspects of life....na?

    Good...

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    shalin_99
    Guest
    THNX DEEPTHI & URAMINE

  7. #7
    hemasnair
    Guest
    Nice joke ..shalin

  8. #8
    shalin_99
    Guest
    THNX hemasnair

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    D_only_one
    Guest
    yup true very nice and true laws..

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    beng072488
    Guest
    nice

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