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    When Blondes get old.

    ..they wrinkle just like the rest of us. But, in the mean time did you hear about the blonde who...

    1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

    2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter.

    4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years".

    5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

    6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

    7. When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C".

    8. Burned her nose bobbing for French fries.

    9. Baked a turkey for 5 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

    10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

    11. Hates M&Ms because they are so hard to peel.

    12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.

    13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "good up to 20 pounds".

    14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.


    plus 1: What goes "varoom-screech-varoom-screech?" A blonde at a flashing red light.

    plus 2: Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry, it's starting to rain and the top is down".

    plus 3: Did you hear about the blonde with lipstick all over her steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn.

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    nice one...

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