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    How Santa Singh got H is Job

    How Santa Singh got H is Job.

    Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time .

    He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.

    Following is the transcript :

    O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites

    S : Yes Sir.

    Officer started asking questions

    O : Above

    S : Below

    O : Front

    S : Back

    O : Left

    S : Right

    O : Male

    S : Female

    O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)

    S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)

    O : Ugly...U-G-L- Y( Officer spells it)

    S : Pichhly...P- I-C-H-H-L- Y( Our Santa Singh also spells it)

    O : U.....G..... L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)

    S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......

    Our Santa Singh also shouts)

    Officer is now angry.

    O : Get out

    S : Come in.

    O : Quiet please.


    S : Talk please.

    O : You are rejected.

    S : I am selected ........ ....... And This is how Santa Singh got his job.


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    thnx AqalmandGadha

  4. #4
    nice one...good post...

  5. #5
    thnx coolestnapster and aqalmadngadha

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