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    shalin_99
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    More Sardar jokes(The jokes r really funny)

    1- Sardar ji is buying a TV
    "Do you have color TVs?"
    "Sure."
    "Give me a green one, please."

    2- Sardar Ji calls Air India.
    "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
    "Just a sec," says the rep.
    Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

    3- Sardar ji is filling up a job application
    He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
    Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
    After much thought he writes: Yes

    4- Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
    He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
    The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
    The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
    The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
    The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
    The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
    His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
    He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
    The boss asks, "What does it do?"
    He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
    The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
    The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

    5- Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
    Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
    like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

    6- What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
    He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

    7- What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
    sheet?
    He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

    8- There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.
    They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,
    "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
    That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...
    "No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then
    we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."
    All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd
    was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
    The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE
    WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"

    9- Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
    "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
    "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
    He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
    to tell the salesman
    "I would like to buy this TV."
    "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
    "Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
    He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
    new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
    "I would like to buy this TV."
    "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
    Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
    "Because that's a microwave," he replied.

    10- Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
    Because below 18 was not allowed.

    11- How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
    Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

    12- Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!"

    13- What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

    14- What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.


     


    15- How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

    16- What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.

    17- Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

    18- Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

    19- How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.

    20- What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.



  2. #2
    maxjeolite
    Guest
    oiiiiii
    bale bale bale........
    funny dude
    keep it up
    thank u

  3. #3
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    most of them r old......and trust me sardars r clever then that

  4. #4
    am_alive
    Guest
    Nice one

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