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    chugh
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    riddles..................2

    Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
    A: Because he/she was going to high school!
    Q: Why did the tomato blush?
    A: Beacuse it saw the salad dressing!



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    Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?
    A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.

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    Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?
    A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest
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    Q: What do you call a bear without an "ear"?
    A: BBBBBBB

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    Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
    A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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    A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
    B: 4 or 5
    A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.

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    If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will like this one.
    Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
    A: To find Pluto.



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    Q: What is the differnce between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother?
    A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow's Ma.
    (It needs to be spoken to understand it.)
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    Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?
    A: Carlos
    It's pronounced "carless" (meaning without a car)

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    Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?
    A: You don't have to pay for lightening.
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    This riddle may be used when teaching a lesson on occupations.
    Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?
    A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.



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    Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
    A: Your lap. (good for phrasal 'stand up', and 'laptop', lap-dog, etc.)

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    Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
    A: A sandwich.

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    Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?
    A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
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    Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?
    A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain

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    Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?
    A: There is a fan in every seat.
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    My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.
    Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
    A: (Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual.
    Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
    A: (Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual.
    Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
    A: An American!



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    Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
    A: Fsh.
    (Hint: No "eye" = No "i")

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    Q: What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul?
    A: A pack of playing cards.
    Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?
    A: Selfish.



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    Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
    A: Because the teacher was Hayden.
    (Hayden --> Hidin' --> Hiding)

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    Q. What's a minimum?
    A. A very small mother!
    (mini-mom)

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    Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
    A: Because it's two-tired (too tired)


     


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    Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter?
    A: Pork chops.
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    Q: What's got a head and a tail, but no body?
    A: A coin.
    Q: What's got a wave but no sea?
    A: My hair.



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    Q: What has three feet but no legs or arms?
    A: A yard.

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    Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?
    A: Wherever he wants to.

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    What makes "oom" and gives milk?
    A cow walking backwards.

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    Q: What does a man say when he walks into a bar?
    A: Ouch!

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    Q: Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?
    A: The Vampire State building.
    Q: What do cows like to read?
    A: The mooooospaper

    Q: What is the longest word?
    A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last s.


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    aakash



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    good one...keep it up and if you got any more riddles please send them...thankyou =)

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    nice one i liked this one.....kool

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