Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.
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Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.

Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.


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Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.

Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.


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Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
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Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?
A: Ohio.

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Q: "There were some twins. One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other. How can be this ?"
A: "One was twenty, the other twenty too. One was a priest so he married the other"
PS: These sentences must be asked orally .Pronunciation is important. (too = 2)

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Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
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This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)

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Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.
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Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.
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Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.
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Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper

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Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

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Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: He has bugs on his teeth!

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Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)

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Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair
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In the alphabet...
Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: "i" (I)


 


Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
"y" (Why?")


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Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U
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Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: W (Double u- Double you)
Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
A: Because every direction is so


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Q: Why is the A like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.

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Why is the letter "A" like noon?
Because it's in the middle of the day.

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Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"

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Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)

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Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: A horse and its rider.
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Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: The horse's shadow.
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Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse?
A. Because of the coffin

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Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
Q: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.
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Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.
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Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk there.

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Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

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Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?
A: None! None of them have "c", "o","m" or "n" in them.

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I tried this one with Japanese university students. They understood all the words and enjoyed it.
Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.


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Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.
A: A mushroom.

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Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel
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Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Tuesday.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY)

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Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?
A: The doctor was his mother.
It's an old riddle that is more difficult in some countries than in others.

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