The Punjab Police Department, the FBI, and the CIA were each trying to prove it was the best law enforcement agency. So the UN released a rabbit into the woods and gave each agency a chance to do its stuff.
The CIA placed animal informants in and around the forest and questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, the CIA concluded that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI sent its people into the woods. After two weeks with no leads, the agents burned the forest, killing everything, including the rabbit. There were no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Then the Punjab Police sent its people in. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling, "OK! OK! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"



JATT : Rabba je tu mainu 100Rs. deve ta mein 50Rs. guru ghar devaga .
Thodi door ja ke usnu 50Rs. labh jande hun te jatt kehnda hai : Wah oh rabba inna bhi bharosa nahi, aapne pehla hi katt laye...









Ek kanjoos ka beta apni girl friend ke sath bahar ghum ke ghar vapis aaya to kanjoos baap ne poocha :-
Kanjoos baap :kitne paise kharche ?
beta : 50
kanjoos baap : (in anger) 50 Rs
beta : papa kya karta uske pass 50 hi the

1 Bihari : 100 bimari
2 Bihari : ladai ki teyaari
3 Bihari : train hamari
4 Bihari : election ki teyaari
5 Bihari : sarkaar hamari
6 Bihari : punjab hi hamari

CHUK DE FATTA
Bhayia bhajaoo
PUNJAB bachaaoo

GRHAMBLE
Found telephone .
EDISON
Found electric bulb .
MARCONI
Found radio .
COLUMBUS
Found amrica .

Tusi bas internet te joke hi padi jayoo nalayakooooooo.


Jiske dil mein jagah hota hai, usey dildar kehte hain! Jiske sar mein jagah hota hai, usey sardar kehte hain![/b]