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Thread: Almost :-)

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    Lina
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    Almost :-)

    Almost
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    A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I
    almost had an affair with another woman."


    The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"


    The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then
    I stopped."


    The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.


    You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail
    Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."


    The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked
    over to the poor box.


    He paused for a moment and then started to leave.


    The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw
    that.You didn't put any money in the poor box!"


    The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
    according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"



  2. #2
    am_alive
    Guest
    ha ha nice one

  3. #3
    Lina
    Guest
    hey thanx yaar.......u r deep no, then whats am alive?

  4. #4
    kalyan
    Guest
    Almost........

  5. #5
    beng072488
    Guest
    nice one
    wise man

  6. #6
    Lina
    Guest
    hey guys cheers.......ya kalyan almost......

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    coolestnapster
    Guest
    hmm naughty naughty lina...double meaning again...but was a nice one....

  8. #8
    D_only_one
    Guest
    wow lina. a too good joke...

  9. #9
    Lina
    Guest
    hmmmmmm.........sunny i became sooooo naughty nowadays, hai na? anyways sunny & dinoo cheers yaar.......love u all.....

  10. #10
    hemasnair
    Guest
    kabhi khushi kabhi gam.....! kabhi hasathi tho kabhi rulathi....U R a proper example of "LIVING THING"....Lina...Keep it up Rani...

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