A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer :
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins (1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks :
" Which do you want, son ? "
The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.
" What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns ! "
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question ?
Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"
The boy licked his cone and replied :
" Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN ,
THE GAME IS OVER ...
Moral: When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself.
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