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    KOOL JOKES..............1.

    A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
    The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
    The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
    "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
    The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
    There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the City."
    The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the World."

    On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said "The Best Restaurant on this Block."
    A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo when his lorry breaks down on the motorway. The driver gets out of the cab and is looking at the engine when a second lorry driver stops in front of him and asks if he needs help. The penguins' driver explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo and asks if the other man would
    take the penguins there. He agrees.
    Some hours later, the 2nd lorry driver drives past the first one, who is still waiting on the motorway. The penguins are still on the lorry, and look happy.
    "I thought I asked you to take those penguins to the zoo," shouted the first driver.
    The second replied, "I did, but I had some money left, so we're going to the cinema now."



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    nice ones....

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