A man and a woman were drowsing contentedly in a bed,
subsequent to an afternoon of intense love making.
Suddenly there is the sound of a car pulling up alongside the curb
Partly woke up and startled, the woman pokes the man and said, "Oh shit, quick get running, that's my stupid husband."
With a speed of lightening, the man throws himself out of the bed, picks up his clothes, rushes to the window nude, about to jump out and suddenly stops dead.
"What do you mean?" he bellows, "I AM your husband!"