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    January to december
    sunday to saturday
    Am to Pm
    My feelings for u have never changed.......
    a HEADACHE to me !!!!

    When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
    the world seems to be fading away,
    come along with me
    i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

    If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
    Ans : the days after marriage

    During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
    on the
    He is given his last chance to run away.

    Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
    Open ur eyes !
    Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a


    I wrote ur name on the sands.............
    it got washed away,
    I wrote ur name in air..........................
    it got blown away,
    So i wrote ur name in my heart.............

    i got a HEART ATTACK

    The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
    The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too
    much, fell
    into the well, and drowned.
    The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really

    LOVE is like a CIGAR
    It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in
    But dont worry - we are chain smokers

    ur smile can be compared to a flower
    ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
    ur inocence to a child
    but in stupidity
    u have no comparison
    u r the best

    True love is like a pillow
    u can hug when u r in trouble
    u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
    so when u need true love
    spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

    Dear Friend,

    when i ask u flower,
    u give me bouquet
    when i ask u a stone
    u give me a statue
    when i ask u a feather
    u give me peacock


    I had VODKA with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I had WHISKY with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I had RUM with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!

    when i call u;
    1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
    2 ring means i like u;
    3 means i miss u;
    4 means ........pick d phone idiot

    Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change
    it to
    exclamatory sentence ..
    Student : WOW !

    The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
    it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
    it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in

    SMILE - is a language of love
    SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
    SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
    Brush ur Teeth today onwards

    A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
    A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
    A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

    History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
    Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26

    Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the
    Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

  2. #2
    nice one
    but some of them are very common
    but the rest are great

  3. #3
    thnx beng072488

  4. #4
    these r all sms jokes....and most of them repost.....

  5. #5
    nice post

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