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    shalin_99
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    JANUARY TO DECEMBER , GOOD JOKES

    January to december
    sunday to saturday
    Am to Pm
    My feelings for u have never changed.......
    u....
    R....
    always....
    a HEADACHE to me !!!!





    When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
    the world seems to be fading away,
    come along with me
    i'll take u to an eye specialist !!





    If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
    Ans : the days after marriage





    During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
    on the
    horse
    ?
    He is given his last chance to run away.





    Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
    Open ur eyes !
    Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a

    fool............





    I wrote ur name on the sands.............
    it got washed away,
    I wrote ur name in air..........................
    it got blown away,
    So i wrote ur name in my heart.............

    i got a HEART ATTACK


     






    The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
    The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too
    much, fell
    into the well, and drowned.
    The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really
    works!"





    LOVE is like a CIGAR
    It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in
    ashes...
    But dont worry - we are chain smokers





    ur smile can be compared to a flower
    ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
    ur inocence to a child
    but in stupidity
    u have no comparison
    u r the best





    True love is like a pillow
    u can hug when u r in trouble
    u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
    so when u need true love
    spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow






    Dear Friend,

    when i ask u flower,
    u give me bouquet
    when i ask u a stone
    u give me a statue
    when i ask u a feather
    u give me peacock

    ARE U REALLY DEAF ?



    I had VODKA with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I had WHISKY with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I had RUM with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!



    when i call u;
    1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
    2 ring means i like u;
    3 means i miss u;
    4 means ........pick d phone idiot





    Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change
    it to
    exclamatory sentence ..
    Student : WOW !






    The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
    it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
    it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in
    love





    SMILE - is a language of love
    SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
    SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
    SO....
    Brush ur Teeth today onwards





    A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
    A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
    A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..





    History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
    Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26
    sir....





    Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the
    class
    Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide



  2. #2
    beng072488
    Guest
    hahahhaha
    nice one
    but some of them are very common
    but the rest are great

  3. #3
    shalin_99
    Guest
    thnx beng072488

  4. #4
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    these r all sms jokes....and most of them repost.....

  5. #5
    am_alive
    Guest
    nice post

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