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    Lina
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    By all Means... MARRY! ......

    By all Means... MARRY!


    I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
    That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
    David Bissonette
    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    Sacha Guitry
    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
    Hemant Joshi
    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
    Dumas
    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
    Sigmund Freud
    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
    Anonymous
    "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
    Henny Youngman

    "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
    Sam Kinison
    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
    James Holt McGavran


    "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
    Patrick Murray

    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
    Nash

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
    Anonymous

    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    Henny Youngman


     


    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
    Milton Berle

    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
    Anonymous
    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
    Anonymous

    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
    Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

    SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH...... AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!



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    hemasnair
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    Good lina good....

    at this hot midnoon ur post made me to exhale enogh....haste raho..khoob hasathe raho...

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    D_only_one
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    hey lina nice quotes..

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    Lina
    Guest
    hey guys cheers..........hema where were u? after a long time hema......good to c u in d forum hema......hey dinoo once again cheers.....

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    am_alive
    Guest
    nice lina

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    Lina
    Guest
    hey deep cheers yaar.......

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    coolestnapster
    Guest
    nice one...good one lina

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