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    Hotel bill.

    The Hotel Bill
    An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her
    birthday by staying overnight in one of Chicago 's most expensive

    When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her
    a bill for $250.00.

    She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a
    nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an
    overnight stop without even breakfast."

    The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted
    on speaking to the Manager.

    The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the
    hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are
    available for use."

    'But I didn't use them," she said.

    ''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

    He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the
    in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous.
    "We have the best entertainers from New York , Los Angeles , and Las
    Vegas performing here," the Manager said.

    "But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

    Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

    No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied,
    "But I didn't use it!"

    The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a check
    and gave it to the Manager.

    The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.
    " But madam, this check is only made out for $50.00." '

    'That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she

    "But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.

    "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

    Don't mess with Senior Citizens


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