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    Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.

    I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably a present for me.

    Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning".

    I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember".

    Children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

    I started to the office I was feeling pretty low.

    As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday."

    And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.

    Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,
    it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

    I said,! " That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch.

    We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place.


    We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.

    We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

    I said, "No, I guess not."

    She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment,

    she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."

    "Sure," I excitedly replied. I start getting excited & i thought today is my lucky day.

    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,

    she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by..........

    my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing "Happy Birthday".

    And there I sat... on the couch... naked....!!!!!!

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    re-post re-post....i think u guys r going to kill me for saying that all the time.....but sorry dinesh it is a repost....

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