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    am_alive
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    do u have a secretary

    WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY???




    Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.



    I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably a present for me.



    Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning".



    I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember".



    Children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.



    I started to the office I was feeling pretty low.



    As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday."



    And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.



    Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,
    it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."



    I said,! " That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch.



    We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place.



    We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.



    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.



    We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"



    I said, "No, I guess not."



    She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment,

    she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."



    "Sure," I excitedly replied. I start getting excited & i thought today is my lucky day.



    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,

    she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by..........




     



    my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing "Happy Birthday".



    And there I sat... on the couch... naked....!!!!!!



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    kamini555
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    wow...................lol
    very good

  3. #3
    am_alive
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    thanks

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    beng072488
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    i think it's a repost
    but its nice

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    shalin_99
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    gr8 post

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    gloryya
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    thats so hilarious.

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    coolestnapster
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    nice one kool deepthi .....i am shocked i posted a reply here but now i am not able to find it ...some one is deleting my posts....

  8. #8
    am_alive
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    Thanks friends

  9. #9
    am_alive
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    Hey napster who ll delete ha ur only moderator.

  10. #10
    coolestnapster
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    ya i am a mod but other mods also have the right to del the posts....

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