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    George bush jokes

    5 presidents are on a plane

    Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and George W. Bush.









    George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.

    Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

    Then John Adams says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

    Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws George W. Bush off the plane.

    George Bush among Kids


    Wondering how his popularity was among the children, the American president, George Bush visits a school. After explaining a little bit of the governmental platform, he asks the kids if they had any questions.

    Bob raises his hand and says: I have 3 questions for you...

    1) How did you manage to win the elections, even though you had less votes?
    2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without clear reasons?
    3) Don't you think that the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest act of terrorism in the world's history?
    At this very moment the bell rings and all the kids run out of the classroom.

    After the break, Bush tells the kids to feel free to ask him more questions and this time Joey raises his hand and says: I have 5 questions for you...

    1) How did you manage to win in the elections, even though you had less votes?
    2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without clear reasons?
    3) Don't you think that the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest act of terrorism in the world's history?
    4) Why did the bell sound 20 minutes earlier today?
    5) Where's Bob?





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    really funny



    specially the first



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    hahaha lolz funny n kool t4s



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    nice one.............



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