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    Lina
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    Leave Application!

    The Leave Applications;



    See , How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

    Just Read It.


    · Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:


    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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    · This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


    "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..."




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    · Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
    "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."



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    · From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."



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    · Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"



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    · An incident of a leave letter:
    "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."




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    · A leave letter to the headmaster:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"



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    · Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."


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    · Covering note:
    "I am enclosed herewith..."



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    · Another one:
    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."



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    · Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".



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    · Letter writing:-
    "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."




     


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    · A candidate's job application:
    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.



  2. #2
    shalin_99
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    all r GR8

  3. #3
    Lina
    Guest
    hey shalin thanx yaar....

  4. #4
    shalin_99
    Guest
    i m here to reply to yaar

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