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    Kids Talk.

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow
    a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat
    was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
    human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a
    note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching."
    Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table
    was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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    Very nice post Dinesh

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    Good one D

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    good post! keep it up! its funny lolz...
    thnks D Only One =)

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    tks for your comments buddies.. will keep up coming wih such cool and funny stuff.

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