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    D_only_one
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    Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids

    Mary had a little pig,
    She kept it fat and plastered;
    And when the price of pork went up,
    She shot the little ba *tard.

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    MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    Between two slices of bread.
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    JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
    To have a little fun.
    Stupid Jill forgot the pill
    And now they have a son.
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    SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
    Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
    "What have you got there?"
    Said the Pie man unto Simon,
    "Pies, you Dumb A*s"
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    HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings' horses,
    And all the kings' men.
    Had scrambled eggs,
    For breakfast again.
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    HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
    All over the bedside clock.
    The little dog laughed to see such fun.
    Then died of electric shock.
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    GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    And when the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
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    coolestnapster
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    hmm thanks for making me remember those golden dayz

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    am_alive
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    Nice post

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    beng072488
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    hahahaha

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    shalin_99
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    hahahahahahahaha
    GR8

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    viraj
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    hAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

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