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    Nice Joke........

    Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know,
    I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone,
    anyone, and I know them."

    Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK,
    Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"

    "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
    So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock
    on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise
    shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend
    come right in and join me for lunch!"

    Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After
    they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks
    Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.

    "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.

    "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.

    "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to

    And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots
    Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over,
    saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way
    to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and
    let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

    Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not
    totally convinced.

    After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses
    his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name
    anyone else.

    "The Pope," his boss replies.


    "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and
    I've known the Pope a long time."

    So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are
    assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
    Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the
    Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what,
    I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and
    I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." and he
    disappears into the crowd headed toward the
    Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges
    with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba
    returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack
    and is surrounded by paramedics.

    Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him,
    "What happened?"

    His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you
    and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next
    to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"

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    hahahahhaa vryyy funny
    good one

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