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    Engineer Speak

    Engineer Speak

    Engineer says: A number of different approaches are being tried
    Engineer means: We are still grasping at straws

    Engineer says: We're working on a fresh approach to the problem
    Engineer means: We just hired three kids fresh out of uni

    Engineer says: Close project coordination
    Engineer means: We know who to blame

    Engineer says: Major technological breakthrough
    Engineer means: It works OK, but looks very hi-tech

    Engineer says: Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured
    Engineer means: We are so far behind schedule that the customer
    is happy to get it delivered

    Engineer says: Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive
    Engineer means: The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch

    Engineer says: Test results were extremely gratifying
    Engineer means: We are so surprised that the stupid thing works

    Engineer says: The entire concept will have to be abandoned
    Engineer means: The only person who understood the thing quit

    Engineer says: It is in process
    Engineer means: It is so wrapped up in red tape that the
    situation is hopeless

    Engineer says: We'll look into it
    Engineer means: Forget it! We have enough problems for now

    Engineer says: Please read and initial
    Engineer means: Let's spread the responsibility for the mistake

    Engineer says: Give us the benefit of your thoughts
    Engineer means: We'll listen to what you say as long as it
    doesn't interfere with what we've already done

    Engineer says: Give us your interpretation
    Engineer means: I can't wait to hear this!

    Engineer says: See me/Let's discuss
    Engineer means: Come into my office, I'm lonely

    Engineer says: All new!
    Engineer means: Parts not interchangeable with the previous

    Engineer says: Rugged
    Engineer means: Too heavy to lift!

    Engineer says: Lightweight
    Engineer means: Lighter than rugged

    Engineer says: Years of development
    Engineer means: One finally worked

    Engineer says: Energy saving
    Engineer means: Achieved when the power switch is off

    Engineer says: Low maintenance
    Engineer means: Impossible to fix if broken

  2. #2
    Very nice meanings nice post

  3. #3
    Too good, jojo, by the way, I am also an engineer ha ha ha

  4. #4
    hmm good one

  5. #5
    hey man all engineers shud definetely read this.. a lovely post.

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