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    The scoring system for men and women

    The scoring system for men and women


    For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit / demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.

    Do something she likes, and you get points.
    Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
    You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
    Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
    Here is a guide to the points system:

    SIMPLE DUTIES

    You make the bed..............................................+ 1
    You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows....-1
    You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1
    You leave the toilet seat up..................................-5
    You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
    When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
    When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2
    You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
    in the snow.............................................. .....+8
    but return with beer..........................................-5
    and no liners............................................ ....-25
    You check out a suspicious noise at night.....................+2
    You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
    You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5
    You pummel it with a six iron................................+10
    It's her cat............................................... ..-50

    AT A PARTY

    You stay by her side the entire party......................... 0
    You stay by her side for a while then go to chat with a friend
    from school............................................ .......-2
    Tiffany........................................... ......-4 named
    Tiffany is now a dancer......................................-10
    With breast implants.........................................-18

    HER BIRTHDAY

    You remember her birthday............................... 0
    You buy a card and flowers.............................. 0
    You take her out to dinner.............................. 0
    You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1
    It is a sports bar......................................-2
    And it's all-you-can-eat night..........................-3
    And your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.............................................. .....-10

    A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

    You go out with a pal............................... 0
    The pal is happily married..........................+1
    The pal is single...................................-7
    He drives a Ferrari................................-10
    With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED).......-15

    A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR LADY


     


    You take her to a movie...................................+2
    You take her to a movie she likes.........................+4
    You take her to a movie you hate..........................+6
    You take her to a movie you like..........................-2
    It's called Death Cop III.................................-5
    Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....................-9
    You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans....-15

    YOUR PHYSIQUE

    You develop a noticeable pot belly...........................,.-15
    You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.+10
    You resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts............-30
    You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."...............-800

    THE BIG QUESTION

    She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
    You hesitate in responding......................-10
    You reply, "Where?".............................-35
    You reply, "No, I think it's your ass".........-100
    Any other response..............................-20

    (Please note, there is no known way to generate a positive score in this category!)

    COMMUNICATION

    When she wants to talk about a problem:
    You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....................0
    You listen, for over 30 minutes..................................+5
    You relate to her problem and share a similarexperience.........+50
    You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her say "well, what do you think I should do?"................................-100
    You have fallen asleep.........................................-200

    IT'S THAT time OF THE MONTH.......

    You talk.........................................-100
    You don't talk...................................-150
    You spend time with her..........................-200
    You don't spend time with her....................-500

    (Please note, once again there is no known way to generate a positive score in this category!)



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    am_alive
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    Nice post jojo

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    kalyan
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    Great JoJo

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    D_only_one
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    well i dont think we can ever get any postive points........nice post.

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