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    D_only_one
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    Gujarati Funeral

    Gujarati Funeral .... Excellent one...





    A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba)
    arrived from the US . It was sent
    by one of the daughters.





    The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in
    it when they opened the lid;
    they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:





    Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha ,




     




    I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated
    in the compound of our
    ancestral home in GUJARAT .





    Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.





    You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of
    Tobler chocolates and 8
    packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.





    On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There
    are also 2 pairs of shoes
    for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.





    Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.






    Just distribute the rest among yourselves.






    The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.





    The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is
    wearing the necklace, earrings
    and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.





    The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.





    Please distribute all these fairly.
    Love Smita.





    PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling
    too well now a days.



  2. #2
    Lina
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    Hi dinoo, nice post.....but i have already posted d same one.......but its ok chalta hai yaar.....

  3. #3
    am_alive
    Guest
    Nice post Dinesh

  4. #4
    utkarsh290483
    Guest
    Very old one , i have already read b4 3 months, but ,
    Good work posting in Nido....
    very funny ...
    thnx.

  5. #5
    D_only_one
    Guest
    hey freinds...... tks for your comments.. but was not aware this was so old and already posted in nikodios.... i just got it from a freind so felt posting in nikoidios.. and no matter after reading this one surely smiles so enjoyyyyyyyyy

  6. #6
    viraj
    Guest
    hey superb.da perfect gujju woman.

  7. #7
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    nice one..yaar...

  8. #8
    koumudi
    Guest
    good post


    bye

    take care

  9. #9
    beng072488
    Guest
    haahahaha
    free tax

  10. #10
    shalin_99
    Guest
    GR8

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