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    Diary of a Blonde Wife......


    Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.
    It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food
    cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately."
    Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had
    to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake
    turned out fine though.


    We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said,
    "serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim
    happened to bring a friend home for supper that night.
    They both looked so startled when I served them, I
    think it was the salad.


    I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said,
    "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I
    heated some water and took a bath before steaming the
    rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I
    can't say it improved the rice anyhow.


    Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.
    It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of
    lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over
    the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my
    salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for
    over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came
    over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He
    must be stressed at work, I'll try to be supportive.

    Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said,
    "put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I
    did,to my mum's place. There must have been something
    wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home
    again, it looked the same as when I left it.

    Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He
    asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know
    how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the
    farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's little
    cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When
    Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was
    really stressed because of his work,or he wanted the
    chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he
    started crying and shouting out "why me? why me ?"
    Hmmm....It must be his job.

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    wow lini.. lovely post..

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    Nice post lina

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    Hey guys cheers........hey deep how r u?

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    stupid wife i'd say

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