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    am_alive
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    Nice jokes

    Nice jokes



    Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
    Somu : public member or private?
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    Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be wrong?
    Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
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    PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..?
    Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference.
    PS : ???!!!
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    Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
    Somu : how do u say that?
    Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
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    Ramu : shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before ...
    Somu : How do u know...?
    Ramu : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!
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    Ramu : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?
    Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vante mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!
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    Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
    Somu : How do u say that?
    Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.
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    Ramu : Hey.... whats time now?
    Somu : System time or local time...??
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    Ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
    Somu : may be, its internal buses are on strike.. check out!
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    Ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?
    Somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.
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    Geetha : I think that SW Engg is very naive..
    Seetha : how do u say that?
    Geetha : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!
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    Ramesh : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got everything.. .
    The Developer Studio can really do magic...
    Umesh : Can we use that to develop the photo-negatives?
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    Ramu : why are u wiping ur terminal very often with a cloth?
    Somu : clear command is not working properly for my terminal. that's why?
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    Babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is compatible with computer... but its audio portion is not at all working :-
    Gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb terminals???
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    Vani : We have shifted our home to Malleswaram now..
    Soni : right shift or left shift??
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    Kannamma : do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?
    Ponnamma : u mean recipe..?
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    Ramu : Somu, I am going to file a case against my landlord yaar. He's harassing me too much.
    Somu : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case or.......
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    Vanish : Hey.. why is that sardaarji inserting a cover into the floppy drive?
    Bull : He wants to send an e-mail it seems!
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    Software DT in Heaven
    Ramu : hey.. I couldn't send a mail to Hell today... it says mail "demon" not running...
    Somu : ur case is better.. for me, it says "ghost not reachable" and bounces back!
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  2. #2
    D_only_one
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    cool software jokes....

  3. #3
    am_alive
    Guest
    Thank u

  4. #4
    Terminator
    Guest
    nice one.

  5. #5
    maxjeolite
    Guest
    good cyber jokes
    pls do more postings
    thank u

  6. #6
    am_alive
    Guest
    Thank u shaks & max

  7. #7
    drkrmdesai
    Guest
    Good, keep it up.

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