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    am_alive
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    Software Engineer Husband

    Software Engineer Husband



    Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.



    Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
    Husband - hard disk full.



    Wife - have you brought the saree.
    Husband - Bad command or file name.



    Wife - but I told you about it in morning
    Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.




     


    Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
    Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.



    Wife - at least give me your credit card,
    i can do some shopping.
    Husband - sharing violation, access denied.



    Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
    Husband - data type mismatch.



    Wife - you are useless.
    Husband - by default.



    Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
    Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
    Reboot.



    Wife - what is the relation between you & your
    Receptionist?
    Husband - the only user with write permission.



    Wife - what is my value in your life?
    Husband - unknown virus detected.



    Wife - do you love me or your computer?
    Husband - Too many parameters.



    Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
    Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
    Close.



    Wife - I will leave you forever.
    Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.



    Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
    Husband - shut down the computer.



    Wife - I am going
    Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.



  2. #2
    maxjeolite
    Guest
    good cyber replies
    nice one
    thank u
    byeee

  3. #3
    Terminator
    Guest
    what a computerfreak..

  4. #4
    koumudi
    Guest
    hahhahaha its good

  5. #5
    am_alive
    Guest
    Thank u guys

  6. #6
    D_only_one
    Guest
    nice one deepthi..

  7. #7
    am_alive
    Guest
    Thank u Dinesh

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