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    maxjeolite
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    You will definitely hit your head on desk!!....

    You will definitely hit your head on desk!!


     


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    > > > > > > > Kambakth ishq"
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    > > > > > > > Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
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    > > > > > > > 2. Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja"
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    > > > > > > > Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
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    > > > > > > > Q3. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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    > > > > > > > Ans - . TAILOR
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    > > > > > > > 4. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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    > > > > > > > Sita MEMORY hai
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    > > > > > > > 5. Q- Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi...
    > > > > > > > Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes
    > > > > > > > directly to Tendulkar.
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    > > > > > > > why ?? why ??
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    > > > > > > > Tendulkar is an opener
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    > > > > > > > 6. Rajnikanth the hero, said, I want to see the movie
    'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
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    > > > > > > > Dil Chhata Hai!> > > > > > > And this is cool
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    > > > > > > 7 . Q: Wohh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan
    main nahi?
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    > > > > > > > Socho socho
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    > > > > > > > jara dimag pey jor dalo
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    > > > > > > > arey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
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    > > > > > >8. How do u CUT roads????? By LAUGHING.....
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    > > > > > > >Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

    > > > >9. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv
    falls into the well. Why???
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    > > > > > > ?Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!

    > > > >Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
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    > > > > > > > >Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
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    > > > 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
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    > > > > > > > ?socho....... nahi pata..??
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    > > > > >> > >Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
    > > > > Chalo ab batao
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    > > > > > > > Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
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    > > > > > > ?> > > > >this is quite simple.. ....
    > > > > >Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi )

    > > >A beggar meets another beggar.A software engineer meets another
    software engineer.Both of them ask the same question to each other.
    What is the question ???
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    > > > > > > > So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....

    > > > >Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
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    > > > > > > >> Answer: Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
    > > > > >Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
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    > > > > > > > Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

    > > > > >Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
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    > > > > > > > ?Ans: Adidas

    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)... We all need to smile every once in a while.
    plssssssss do replies ,n do new posts
    thank u
    keep smiling
    byeeeeeee
    tc



  2. #2
    am_alive
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    nice post

  3. #3
    coolestnapster
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    nice and silly...to make one laugh or maybe angry so he might hit his head......


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