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    Buddies can anyone answer these....

    Time to smile everyone....
    EVER WONDERS

    1.Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    2.Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    3.Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    4.Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

    5.Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    6.Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

    7.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    8.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    9.Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    10.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    12.Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    13.You know that indestructible black box is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

    14.Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    15.Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    16.If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    17.If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
    If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

    18.Why is it called building when it is already built?

    19.Is it possible to be totally partial?

    20.If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

    21.If the entire world is a stage where is the audience sitting?

    22.If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

    23.Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

    24.If horrific means to make horrible does terrific mean to make terrible?

    25.Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

    26.If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, dry cleaners depressed?

    27.Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

    28.Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

    29.I thought how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me...they are ramming for their final exams.

    30.If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil comes from?

    31.Have any one noticed that there isn't 11 th quetions in this forum.

    32.by seeing this 90 percent of readers wud scroll up to find it yyyyyyyyyyyyyy


     


    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)... We all need to smile every once in a while.

    thanku
    plssssssss do replies ,
    byeeee
    tc



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    30.If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil comes from?

    it is called baby oil because that particular oil is good for babies and is mainly used on babies although older people use it aswell.. because it is light and gentle on the skin and it makes it really soft and it isnt strong to the skin so it doesnt burn you or cause a rash (unless you are allergic to it)...
    anyway take care... =)

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    12.Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    ans: i think it is to prevent infections,diseases or bacteria getting into you...

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    ans: ships float on water

    5.Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    ans: if anything goes wrong they can say that they were only practicing and they can say we said it before we even started it...practice makes a man perfect...

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    32.by seeing this 90 percent of readers wud scroll up to find it yyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    ans: all the qusetions are numbered in order so our brain will pay more attention to the questions and not really notice the numbers alot

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    29.I thought how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me...they are ramming for their final exams.

    ans: as you get older more worries & stress enter your life... so the more sorrow, the more you pray worship and pray to God to make it better and help you...



    (sorry, all my answers are in separate msgs)

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    24.If horrific means to make horrible does terrific mean to make terrible?

    1.Very good or fine; splendid: a terrific tennis player.
    2.Awesome; astounding: drove at a terrific rate of speed.
    3.Causing terror or great fear; terrifying: a terrific wail.
    4.Very bad or unpleasant; frightful: a terrific headache.

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    9.Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    ans: cats like mice, they cjase it and eat it.

    27.Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
    ans: it is beyond your thoughts and it is not infront of you but the wall will be infront of you..

    18.Why is it called building when it is already built?
    ans: the word 'building' has more than one meaning..
    1. to construct (esp. something complex) by assembling and joining parts or materials: to build a house.
    2. to establish, increase, or strengthen (often fol. by up): to build a business; to build up one's hopes.
    3. to mold, form, or create: to build boys into men.
    4. to base; found: a relationship built on trust.
    5. Games. a. to make (words) from letters.
    b. to assemble (cards) according to number, suit, etc., as in melding.

    7.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    ans: real lemon actually cleans while juice is for taste and flavour.

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