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    Meaning for wife's lines....

    The wife says: You want
    The wife means: You want

    The wife says: We need
    The wife means: I want

    The wife says: It’s your decision
    The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

    The wife says: Do what you want
    The wife means: You’ll pay for this later

    The wife says: We need to talk
    The wife means: I need to complain

    The wife says: Sure… go ahead
    The wife means: I don’t want you to

    The wife says: I’n not upset
    The wife means: Of course I’m upset you moron

    The wife says: You’re … so manly
    The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

    The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
    The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

    The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
    The wife means: I want a new house.

    The wife says: I want new curtains.
    The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

    The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
    The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

    The wife says: Hang the picture there
    The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

    The wife says: I heard a noise
    The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

    The wife says: Do you love me?
    The wife means: I’m going to ask for something expensive.

    The wife says: How much do you love me?
    The wife means: I did something today you’re not going to like.

    The wife says: I’ll be ready in a minute.
    The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

    The wife says: Am I fat?
    The wife means: Tell me I’m beautiful.

    The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
    The wife means: Just agree with me.

    The wife says: Are you listening to me?
    The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

    The wife says: Yes
    The wife means: No









    The wife says: No
    The wife means: No

    The wife says: Maybe
    The wife means: No

    The wife says: I’m sorry
    The wife means: You’ll be sorry

    The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
    The wife means: You better get used to it

    The wife says: All we’re going to buy is a soap dish
    The wife means: I’m coming back with enou





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    Hahahahaha

    Very funny... N nice collection



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    ya...nice...
    It's a post from December 04 2006

    have u been going thru this from the beginning???!!!



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    No muffy... i randomly chose a page... n then opened this topic from that page



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    very nice.......

    hhmmm.......I think I got to make a note of these....LoL.......



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    Quote Originally Posted by cute hearts
    No muffy... i randomly chose a page... n then opened this topic from that page
    oh...



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