Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: good 1

  1. #1
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    UAE
    Posts
    2,957
    Rep Power
    0

    good 1

    > Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
    > Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
    > Boy: Bilkul nahi!
    > Gal: To phir rehne do...
    > ************************************************** **********************
    > Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
    > He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta
    > pe haath nahin rakhunga
    > ************************************************** *********************
    > Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
    > Sambha: Sardar 2
    > Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
    > Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
    > Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
    > Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
    > Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
    > Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
    > Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
    > Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
    > Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
    > Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
    > Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
    > Samba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
    > ************************************************** **********************
    > Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
    > Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
    > Girl: Aur us dress ka?
    > Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
    > Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
    > ************************************************** **********************
    > A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u
    > see
    > anything there that u were not supposed to see?
    > Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
    > ************************************************** **********************
    > Teacher to class: A for?
    > Class: Apple
    > Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
    > Class: Jai Mata Di
    > ************************************************** ********************
    > Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha
    > gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
    > Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
    > ************************************************** **********************
    > Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
    > b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
    > ************************************************** **********************
    > In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an [email protected] 12.75 n it's
    > loss
    > or profit?
    > Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
    > ************************************************** **********************
    > Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko
    > dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar
    > phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai


     



  2. #2
    am_alive
    Guest
    Really good one

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)







Similar Threads

  1. Good time for a good forum
    By Gescedocakbab in forum Sports
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 11-11-2010, 11:10 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  



Get Daily Forum Updates

Get Most Amazing E-mails Daily
Full of amazing emails daily in your inbox
Join Nidokidos E-mail Magazine
Join Nidokidos Official Page on Facebook


Like us on Facebook | Get Website Updates | Get our E-Magazine