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    Cargo in coffin....

    A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin
    of their dead
    mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the

    The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the
    coffin, with no
    space left in it when they opened the lid; they found
    a letter on top
    addressed to her brothers and sisters:

    Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha,

    I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish
    that she should
    be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in

    Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave
    is consumed. You
    will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans
    of cheese, 10
    Packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam.
    Please divide
    these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find a
    new pair of
    Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2
    pairs of shoes
    for Radha's and Lakshmi 's sons. Hope the sizes are

    Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is
    for Mohan. Just
    distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans
    that Ba's is
    wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema
    wanted is on
    Ba's left wrist.

    Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and
    ring that you
    asked for. Please take them off her.

    The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be
    divided among my
    nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

    Love Smita

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