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    The perfect husband

    There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.

    Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

    (H - Husband, W - Wife)

    H - "Hello ?"

    W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? "

    H - "Yes."

    W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

    H -"What's the price?"

    W - "Only $1,000."

    H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

    W -"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...

    H - "What price did he quote you?"

    W - "Only $65,000..."

    H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...

    H -"What?"

    W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property."

    H - "How much are they asking?"

    W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price.. .and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."

    H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"

    W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

    H - " Bye...I love you too..."

    The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to???"

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    gr8 one .....husband ka sach may hus-band baja diya

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    nice post.

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