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    Jasmine Surve

    Marriage: Funny Quotes

    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


    Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fightbegins!

    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

    It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

    It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things aswomen and then he turns them into Wives !

    A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man whosurrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

    If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: HappyIndependence Day

    Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking aboutsomething you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

    There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronicbanking. It's called marriage

    Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agarNark jaye to homely feel kare..

    Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!

    Different Phases of a man:After engagement: Superman. After Marriage: Gentleman. After 10 years: Watchman. After 20 years: Doberman

    There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it

    Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
    Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

    Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
    Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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    nice quotes

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    good one
    byee tc

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