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    Jasmine Surve
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    Marriage: Funny Quotes

    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


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    Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fightbegins!
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    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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    It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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    It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things aswomen and then he turns them into Wives !
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    A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man whosurrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
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    If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: HappyIndependence Day
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    Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking aboutsomething you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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    There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronicbanking. It's called marriage
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    Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agarNark jaye to homely feel kare..
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    Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
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    Different Phases of a man:After engagement: Superman. After Marriage: Gentleman. After 10 years: Watchman. After 20 years: Doberman
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    There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it
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    Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
    Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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    Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
    Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.



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    am_alive
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    nice quotes

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    Terminator
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    nice..

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    maxjeolite
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    good one
    k
    byee tc

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