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    Jasmine Surve

    (Good One) Classic one

    Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't
    > prepared for the worst answer.
    > In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his
    > first witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly
    > woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs.Jones, do you know me?"
    > She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams.I've know you
    > since you were a young boy,and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.
    > You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about
    > them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't
    > the
    > to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper
    > pusher. Yes, I know you. "
    > The Lawyer was stunned.
    > Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.
    > Jones. do you know the defense attorney?"
    > She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was
    > a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He
    > can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is
    > one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention
    > cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife.
    > Yes, I know him."
    > The defense attorney almost died.
    > The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very
    > quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows
    > me, I'll throw you in
    > for contempt.


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